East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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