Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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