Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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