and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
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Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
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Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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