Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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