Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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she pinky promised me she was 18
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
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If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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