Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
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you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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