BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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