***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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