Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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