It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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