The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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