They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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