He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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