Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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