I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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