Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
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You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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