They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i will never coherently bang her
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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