did you get engaged???
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
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YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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