in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
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I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You almost got us killed.
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I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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