We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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