got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
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I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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