she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
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They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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