And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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