Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
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He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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