Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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