I hate all girls vehemently.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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