Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize