I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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