Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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