he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
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Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
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I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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