I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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