Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
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i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
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I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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