I cockslap morals
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
If I die, sorry about rent.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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