Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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