just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
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is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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