road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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