She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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