the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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