It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
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I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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