we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
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The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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