My room smells like vodka and shame
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
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