Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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