The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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