The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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