Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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