If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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