Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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