so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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