Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
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I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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