How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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